There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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