question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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