I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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