hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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