I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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