Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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