I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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