Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
