We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Panties = found
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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