Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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