When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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