Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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