i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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