Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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