Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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