You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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