oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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