I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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