You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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