so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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