I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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