Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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