ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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