And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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