just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
