i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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