Walk of Shame. In a state park.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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