im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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