yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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