dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You made out with two different species that night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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