turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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