gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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