Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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