Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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