let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
