? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
