I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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