Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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