My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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