Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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