Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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