Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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