Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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