how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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