he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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