Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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