The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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