just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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