she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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