she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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