Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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