butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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