There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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