Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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