Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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